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Top 5 Hottest Chicks Ever

TOP 5 - Hot Chicks



My scientists spanned decades searching for the 5 hottest chicks. Why
isn't my girlfriend on it? Oops.



Warning:
This list is sexist and politically incorrect.





TOP
5 HOTTEST CHICKS EVER


written/reviewed by Kenny
Anderson

05:
Kim Novak - Circa 1961


I
haven't seen as many movies as most people, but I have seen a lot of old
movies. Rita Hayworth and Marilyn Monroe may be remembered as America's
first celebrity babes, but the true hot chick was Kim Novak, who basically
takes Monroe's face and Hayworth's body to become the ultimate GrandmaILF.



Hottest
Appearance
: Strangers When We Meet

04:
Ana Beatriz Barros - Circa 2003


The
Brazilian Barros is pretty much perfect-looking. It's common knowledge
that SI:Swimsuit Edition pulls the cream of the crop, but they
scored with this one. She makes the other models look like beached whales
without being anorexic. How does she do it?



Hottest
Appearance
: 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Edition

03:
Catherine Bach - Circa 1984


When
you first watch The Dukes of Hazzard as a little kid, you don't
realize that Daisy is actually a mega sex-symbol. It's not until they
play the re-runs a few years later that you lose your "virginity"
to her. Now, some Plain-Jane Jessica Simpson tries to impersonate her
in a lame music video? An embarrassment to hot chicks worldwide.



Hottest Appearance: The Dukes of Hazard

02:
Jenna Jameson - Circa 2004


Jenna
Jameson is everything Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton are not: an actual
porn star. Sure, she is a bit haggard, but I'm sure you've all seen the
one on LimeWire where she is basically running the show during that sick
mansion party. Jameson is proof that sometimes if you want to make a Top
5 list, you have to do it on film, not on a shitty DV camcorder.



Hottest Appearance: Last Girl Standing

01:
Nicole Kidman - Circa 1995


Before
she was casted in that Batman movie, Kidman starred in her hottest role
ever, as the teacher I always wished I had in the mediocre To Die
For
. Even to this day, I will actually pay money to go see a Nicole
Kidman movie just for the nostalgia. Who cares how old she is?



Hottest Appearance: To Die For

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